30 April 2013

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I love a lot of things (RuPaul, CoverGirl Outlast, Layne Staley, hairdye) but near the top of my love list joined hand in hand are fast food and breakfast. My parents didn't teach me how to cook -- they taught me how to drive thru, and I respect that as a life lesson. I love fries, all day, all night, all the time. (Ranked Arby's, ChikFilA, Wendy's, Burger King, McD's in order of tastiness.) I am master and commander of the dollar menu. I know how to order cheaply with the least amount of post-traumatic-processed-food-stress nausea afterwards. These are life skills.

I know a handful of people who don't like/don't eat breakfast, and that bums me out because breakfast is so good. The best breakfast of all (short of like, something cooked at home, but I don't know anything about that) is drive-thru breakfast. Hardee's biscuits. The Egg McMuffin. Can we talk about the CroissanWich? During the week, I try to stick with bagels or rice or oatmeal or something I won't be regretful over later for breakfast, but the weekend will often find me (shamelessly) queued up in a drive-thru at 10am.

What I'm getting at is that I had a CroissanWich and a giant Coke for breakfast and it's sitting in my stomach like pound of lead, but it was so good. I love you, CroissanWich.




22 comments:

  1. great outfit! those are killer boots! and i´m with you, i´m the kind of breakfast girl who even wants breakfast at 4 am.

    http://bohemiansbanquet.blogspot.com/

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    1. 4am breakfast is such a great thing. but I'm a fan of 4am anything.

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  2. Fabulous outfit and I need that lipstick! I love drag queens so much - I went to Drag Queen Bingo on a trip to NYC and had a blast.
    xx,
    Kristi

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    1. drag queen bingo!!!!! be still my heart. that sounds so cool.

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  3. omg i love this dress!

    -liv
    http://chocolivlovelaugh.blogspot.kr

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    1. snagged it on sale -- super good find. thanks!!!

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  4. The dress is so fabulous :)
    magnefiestaofmumbai.blogspot.in

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    1. thank you! your stle is so colorful. :)

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  5. I really like this dress
    kisses
    www.welovefur.com

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  6. Dear, lovely dress


    amazing blog,

    I folow you,. follow me??

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  7. this is super! such a sophisticated look!
    i stay here, love your space

    www.malesclutch.blogspot.com
    Sergio,

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  8. OMG those boots are insane! I do love a sausage mcbagel or whatever its called from mcdonalds haha x

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    1. they were such a good snag. omg sausage mcbagel sounds good <3

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  9. You look great!

    xo Jennifer

    http://seekingstyleblog.wordpress.com

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  10. I love your shoes!! the touch of glitter is perfect.
    Also, it puzzles me when people say they don't like breakfast. It's my favourite meal of the day!

    Francesca xo
    www.yummylikecake.blogspot.co.uk

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    1. mine too, mine too! and yes, i love subtle glitterings. :)

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