I think I wanna be a unicorn. Do they have training classes for that? I don't want to mess around with mermaid or fairy princess or any of that. Give me straight up unicorn.
As a kid I wanted to be a nomadic, whip-smart, weekend goth with weird colored hair, who had limitless access to all of the stories in the world for free and minimal effort. Now I have an iPhone and the rest is more or less true -- and all I want to be is a unicorn. I think I got it backwards.